A unisex t-shirt made of soft, organic cotton, screen printed by hand.
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A unisex t-shirt made of soft, organic cotton, screen printed by hand.
Get cosy in our organic cotton Milk Shake Rocket t-shirt. Adorned with our iconic rocket design on the reverse and a small Wiper and True logo on the chest, this is one of the softest t-shirts you'll ever wear.
All garments are hand screen-printed in Bristol by a local independent screen-printers, and are delivered in eco-friendly mailbags.
Delivery
Shipping on orders over £50 is free to the UK Mainland. Shipping on orders under £50 has a flat rate of £4.99.
When Will It Arrive?
Order before 2pm, Monday to Friday, and we’ll dispatch the following working day. Delivery should happen to your address the following day. For example, if you order at 1pm on Tuesday, your order will be dispatched on Wednesday and delivered on Thursday.
Click and Collect
Click and collect is available from The Taproom, Old Market, Wednesday to Saturday. Order by 2pm and your order will be ready for collection the next working day, within our working hours. The collection address is Wiper and True, Unit 11, City Business Park, Easton Road, Bristol BS5 0SP. Find out how to get to the taproom here.
For more information read our shipping and click and collect page.
Returns
Our returns policy is for 30 days, including for faulty goods. If 30 days have gone by since your purchase, then unfortunately we can’t offer you a refund or exchange.
For more information read our return page.
We capture and re-use carbon dioxide produced in fermentation, preventing its release into the atmosphere and reducing our footprint.
Our brewery roof is covered in a 159kW solar array, which covers a large proportion of our electricity demand.
Cardboard is huge in the brewing game. Ours is all 100% Forest Stewardship Council certified.
There's no plastic in Wiper and True beer deliveries; we carefully seal our boxes shut with recyclable paper tape.
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Where does your merchandise come from?
We source our clothing from a Peta-approved supplier who is a member of the Fair Wear Foundation. They use GOTS-accredited organic cotton and transport their clothing by sea to minimise the carbon footprint of their clothing. Our clothing is then screen-printed or embroidered in Bristol by local independent businesses.
Most of our art prints are screen printed on FSC-certified paper from the Gmund mill that is made using elemental chlorine-free pulp and spent brewer's grain. The gentle flecking of brewer's grain creates a unique surface with just a hint of texture. which we really love. What's more, the Gmund mill gets up to 75% of its electrical current using regenerative energy.
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